Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The News Headlines

RSS is a very convenient way for getting news headlines. Unfortunately all you get is the headlines and these have to be kept short. So you do get some intriguing titles leaving you none the wiser. These are from BBC Gloucestershire.

"Number of young shoplifters fall."
I blame the fashion of not tying shoelaces.

Two unrelated stories that happened to be next to each other.
"Work starts to stop city floods"
"Night shelters 'will be swamped'".

"Ferry bail application refused"
This is not a story about getting water out of a boat.

1 comment:

TammyLynn said...

ROFL hahahaha These are good. LYTBPFF ;-)